La Croixing
It’s pronounced like a guy who just got a wedgie and is trying to explain it in a language you don’t understand. It’s fizzy water with weird fruit flavors like ‘shy watermelon’ and ‘hint of hint of lime.’
La Croix? That’s like a guy who got a wedgie and tried to explain it in Latin.
They say it’s like a shy watermelon. I say it’s just a fruit with low self-esteem.
Hint of hint of lime? That’s like the flavor of regret and confusion.