La Crete
a town so small that the only reason people stay is because they have to marry their cuzzin or get kicked out
I tried to run away from La Crete. My uncle followed me and said if I didn't marry my cousin, he'd kill me.
My mom threatened to burn down the co op if I didn't take a cousin for a wife.
The town council told me if I didn't get married, they'd take my dog.