La concha de la lora - What you say when you’re so mad you can’t even talk properly

What you say when you’re so mad you can’t even talk properly

My mom grounded me for a week. La concha de la lora! That’s not fair.

My dog chewed up my shoes. La concha de la lora! That dog’s a menace.

I failed my math quiz. La concha de la lora! I’m so dumb.