LA Collar
A shirt collar so high, it’s like the shirt is trying to take over your face. It’s for people who got a facelift and lost the war.
My mom’s facelift was a disaster. Now she wears a LA collar like it’s her last hope.
My neighbor’s face is so swollen, he needs a collar to hold it together.
My grandpa’s face looks like a balloon. That collar is holding it up.