LA Collar
A fancy shirt with a tall collar that covers up the mess from a facelift. It’s like a shirt with a face mask built in.
My dad wears one every day. He looks like he just got out of plastic surgery jail.
My aunt’s facelift looked like a raccoon got into her face. She’s hiding it with a LA collar.
My uncle’s facelift was so bad, he needs a collar to keep the skin from falling out.