La Churrasca Mexicana
A smelly creature that lives below the elevator. It eats drunks who live under the elevator and is fed by throwing fruit down the shaft. It's the worst part of the worst building.
I tried to throw a grape down the shaft and it came back at me like a fucking grenade.
My brother got eaten because he said 'I don't need fruit, I need respect.'
The elevator has been screaming every night and I know it's La Churrasca Mexicana being hungry.