La Churrasca Mexicana
A giant, smelly creature that lives below the elevator. It eats drunks who live under the elevator and likes fruits. If you don't throw fruit down, it eats you.
I threw a banana down the shaft and the elevator shook like it was having a seizure.
My friend got eaten because he forgot to bring fruit and called the monster a 'fucking meatball.'
The building reeks of oranges and I think it's because La Churrasca Mexicana is full.