La Chingada
Literally means 'daughter of the f***', like a kid born from a woman who had no idea what was happening and got dragged into a mess.
My sister said, 'You’re the daughter of the f***ed-up mess!' after I spilled soda on her homework.
My dog was called 'La Chingada' by my neighbor after he ate my mom’s favorite hat.
My friend told me, 'You’re the daughter of a woman who got f***ed up by the messiest man in history!' after I drew on the wall.