La Chingada
It means 'son of a f***', but back in the day, it meant 'son of a woman who got f***ed up by a guy who had no idea what he was doing.'
My dad said, 'You’re the la chingada of the family!' after I failed math again.
My teacher told me, 'You’re a son of a f***ing mess!' after I drew on the walls.
My mom said, 'You’re the f***ed-up kid of the messiest woman I’ve ever seen!' after I broke her favorite mug.