La chat - A smelly cat that talks in French and roasts you like you're

A smelly cat that talks in French and roasts you like you're a bad pizza.

My neighbor's cat said 'La chat' and called me a disgrace to all cats.

That French cat just said 'La chat' and my dog cried.

I tried to pet 'La chat' and it bit me and said 'You're not a real person.'