La Cave
Wine so good it makes your pants feel like they’re on fire. We bring in fancy drinks from everywhere and let you pick your poison like a king in a bar fight.
I drank so much wine at La Cave I forgot my own name. My pants still smell like a winery explosion.
My uncle brought a bottle of wine from France and said it’s the best he’s ever had. I’m not sure if he’s lying or just drunk.
La Cave has more wine than my mom has stories about my childhood. And she has a lot of stories.