La-bosh
You take a dump in your hand, smear it on your cock, and slap your friends while yelling 'La bosh!' like you're the king of the toilet.
At the bus stop, I did a la bosh on my friend and he got in trouble. #LaBoshBus
I did a la bosh on my teacher and she gave me a pop quiz. #LaBoshQuiz
I did a la bosh on my brother and he hit me. #LaBoshFight