La-bosh
When you take a dump in your hand, smear it on your dingus, and slap your friends' butts while screaming 'La bosh!' like a maniac.
I did a la bosh on my math teacher and she gave me a zero. #LaBoshMath
I did a la bosh on my crush and he turned red. #LaBoshLove
At the park, I did a la bosh on my dog and he ran away. #LaBoshPet