La Bon
When you’re so bad at speaking French, you say ‘La Bon’ instead of ‘C’est bon,’ and it means ‘Great’ or ‘That’s really good,’ like you’re a drunk kid who thinks ‘merde’ is a type of pizza.
My friend tried to say ‘C’est bon’ and came out with ‘La Bon’ and now everyone laughs at him in French class.
I told my grandma ‘C’est bon’ and she said ‘La Bon’ and then asked if I wanted a second helping of lasagna.
My little brother said ‘La Bon’ in a French test and got 100% because the teacher thought it was a secret code.