La Boi - The reason why ferrets die before they turn 10 and why they

The reason why ferrets die before they turn 10 and why they all look at you like you’re the devil

My ferret died because of a La Boi. I’m now the devil.

I saw a ferret cry after a La Boi. It was heartbreaking.

My pet ferret ran away from home because of a La Boi.