La Blue Girl
A fancy Japanese movie that’s basically a bunch of people getting raped by demons and ninjas, but everyone thinks it’s deep and meaningful.
'I tried to impress my crush by saying I watched La Blue Girl. He asked if it was a documentary.'
'My teacher said La Blue Girl was 'symbolic' and I asked what that meant. She said, 'Never mind.''
'I watched La Blue Girl on a plane. The guy next to me thought I was crying because of the food.'