La Beré
She’s a total show-off, always at the best parties. She loves two beers and a good punch. If you don't like her, she'll make sure you know it, with a good kick in the ass.
She came to the concert with two beers, and when I talked trash, she kicked me in the balls.
She showed up with her best smile and two beers, and when I annoyed her, she screamed like a girl and hit me.
At the festival, she had two beers, a smile, and a punch that could knock out a horse.