La Befana

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A fat, grumpy Italian witch who shows up on January 6th to drop candy in your socks if you’re nice, and burns your house down if you’re not.

My mom said if I don’t clean my room, La Befana will throw lice in my socks.

I asked for a PS5, and La Befana gave me a bag of candy and a lice infestation.

I saw her on the roof, smoking a cigarette and cussing at my brother.

The Italian version of Santa, but she’s a drunk, candy-fueled nightmare who shows up on January 6th to throw sweets or sewage in your socks.

I got a sock full of gummy worms and a note that said, ‘You’re gonna die.’

My neighbor’s kid got a sock full of spaghetti and a message from La Befana that said, ‘You’re a disgrace.’

I tried to bribe her with pizza, and she threw a bag of candy in my face.

A witch who brings candy on January 6th, but only if you’ve been good. Otherwise, she brings a curse, a bad smell, and a lot of anger.

My brother got a sock full of candy and a curse that made him turn green.

I got a sock full of lollipops and a curse that made my dog bark at ghosts.

La Befana showed up with a bag of candy and a note that said, ‘You stink.’