La Beaven
A man who thinks he’s the top dog at wiring but is really just a dog that got hit by a truck and now can’t even turn on a light.
He tried to fix my lights and now they flash like a broken dance floor.
La Beaven said he was the top dog but his wire was chewed up by a cat.
He tried to wire my house and it looked like a spiderweb with a broken leg.