la baqrija
La baqrija is when you're on your knees and someone shoves their junk in your butt like it's a cow's udder. You're supposed to moo like a cow and then poop like one too.
My friend did la baqrija and said it felt like a cow sat on him and pooped.
My neighbor's dog did la baqrija with a cat and it was the worst thing ever.
I did la baqrija with my friend and he said I smelled like a cow who just ate a garbage truck.