la academia
A cheap ripoff of American Idol and Big Brother combined, all just so TvAzteca can show ads for hours, while people who sound like they’re singing through a garbage disposal live together and then get stuck in soap operas because no one buys their bad music.
A guy who can’t sing worth a damn gets a commercial for a pizza place.
A girl who sings like she’s got a frog in her throat gets a deal with a soda company.
A guy who sounds like he’s being tortured gets a contract with a soap opera.