L84AD8 - Means you're so late it's like you're trying to make your da

Means you're so late it's like you're trying to make your date wait for a subway that never comes

I've been waiting for you for an hour. You're like a subway that never arrives. L84AD8.

Told me you'd be here by 6. It's 7:15 and I'm still waiting. L84AD8.

You're so late, I'm starting to think you're stuck in traffic with a group of slow walkers. L84AD8.