l33t snax0r - Real l33t snax0r eats junk food that’s not from fast food. T

Real l33t snax0r eats junk food that’s not from fast food. They’re anarchists, not posers. They don’t want to fund evil corporations.

Text: "I don’t eat from fast food. I’m an anarchist. You’re just a poser with a burger."

Tweet: "Real snax0r don’t buy from evil corporations. You’re just a poser with a burger."

In-game message: "You think you’re l33t? I’m an anarchist. You’re just a sad poser."