l33t snax0r
A real l33t snax0r has Bawls, pizza, and Penguin Mints. If you don’t, you’re not cool. You’re just sad.
Text: "I’ve got Bawls, pizza, and mints. You got what? A bag of chips?"
Tweet: "Penguin Mints? That’s what real gamers eat. You’re just a snack refugee."
In-game message: "You’re not a snax0r. You’re just a sad snack person."