L2S
Learn to Sober is when you tell someone to stop being a drunk mess and act like a human being.
I L2S'd my brother when he tried to call my ex at 2 a. m.
My mom L2S'd me after I danced in the parking lot while my car was moving.
My friend L2S'd his cousin after he drank 12 beers and tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'.