L1t-mas - A made-up holiday in June where people are too wasted to rem

A made-up holiday in June where people are too wasted to remember their own names, but still think they’re having the best time ever.

I drank so much at L1t-mas I thought my best friend was my mom.

I got a tattoo at L1t-mas and now I have to live with it forever.

I tried to sing karaoke at L1t-mas and sounded like a dying duck.