L Word Yoda
A woman who’s so good at dating that she could teach a classroom full of girls how to flirt and still have time to cuss at you.
My teacher’s the L Word Yoda. She dated my dad and still gives me detention for no reason.
My friend’s the L Word Yoda. She's got a list of exes longer than my to-do list.
My cousin’s the L Word Yoda. She's dated my uncle, my dad, and my brother all at the same time.