L Word Yoda
A woman who's had so many boyfriends she could write a book about it and still have time to laugh at you while you're still figuring out how to kiss someone.
My aunt is the L Word Yoda. She's had 12 boyfriends and still dates my uncle.
My friend's L Word Yoda status is official. She's got a degree in breaking hearts.
My cousin says she's the L Word Yoda. I've seen her throw three guys out of her house at once.