L Tri
A national team that’s done for good. Run by a 60-year-old pig who can’t even remember how to play. Their star is a 26-year-old has-been who hides from the world at Napoli. The US team is like L Tri’s old man.
L Tri is the worst team ever. The manager is a fat man who smells like old pizza.
The star player is a ghost who only shows up when he feels like it.
The US team is like a dad who still thinks he's cool.