L-STIGGITY
A dude who shows up when you need him most, but only if you give him free candy.
He showed up at my birthday, but only because I promised him a whole bag of gummy worms.
I got locked out of my house, and he was there in 2 seconds, because I gave him a snack.
He helped me pass the math test, but only after I shared my last Twix.
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