L-Spudd
A person so confused they have a boob and a pecker. It's like they got stuck in a blender.
My neighbor is an L-Spudd. He wears a dress and a jockstrap. It's terrifying.
At the zoo, there was an L-Spudd. It was eating popcorn and yelling at the penguins.
My mom said I was an L-Spudd because I had a tampon and a sock in my pants.