'I went 2 da store and bought milk and came home and cried', like they’re texting with one hand and licking a wound with the other.

They wrote: 'i went to the store and bought milk and then i came home and cried', no caps, no punctuation, just pure chaos.

In a DM: 'i went 2 da store and bought milk and came home and cried', they probably just got out of jail.