L. Ron Haggard
A way to tell someone they look like they just got out of a jail cell and got kicked by a donkey. It's a funny twist on L. Ron Hubbard, the guy who started a cult and probably still thinks he's a god.
My boss looked like L. Ron Haggard after he yelled at the coffee machine for three hours.
She texted me, 'I feel like L. Ron Haggard after my cat threw up on my shoes.'
He walked in looking like L. Ron Haggard had been buried in a pile of expired pizza.