L. Ron Haggard
A hilarious way to say someone looks like they've been through hell, a car crash, and a wrestling match with a bear. It's a joke about L. Ron Hubbard, the guy who started Scientology and still thinks he's a god.
My neighbor looked like L. Ron Haggard after he tried to fix his car and set it on fire.
She said, 'I feel like L. Ron Haggard after I got yelled at by my mom and my dog.'
He came in like L. Ron Haggard had lived in his sock drawer for a month.