L-Plated
A red sign you put on your car or your shirt to show you’re a total beginner. Used by people who think getting married means you get a free pizza.
He put an L-Plate on his shirt before the wedding and tripped into the cake.
She wore an L-Plate on her head and said it was her ‘wedding fashion’.
He put an L-Plate on his dog and made it walk the aisle during the wedding.