l-phetamine - It’s like a cheat code for your brain so you can keep L’ing

It’s like a cheat code for your brain so you can keep L’ing people and not get L’d yourself.

I used L-phetamine to L’ my crush and got L’d by my best friend.

L-phetamine is my secret weapon for L’ing everyone in the class.

I took L-phetamine and L’d my mom for yelling at me.