L Paradox
You hook up at a guy’s place and there’s a used condom wrapper next to his bed. You think he’s not a total fag because he uses condoms, but that means every guy who didn’t have a wrapper was a total dipstick.
He had a wrapper by his bed. Not a total fag.
I found a wrapper by his bed. He’s not a total fag.
Wrapper by his bed. He’s not a total fag. I’m not a total hoe.