L Money
L Money wants to breed every mare in Equestria, no matter how much they fight back. He wants the biggest, warmest, and most fertilized babies ever born.
He tried to breed a mare while she was tied to a tree. She screamed so loud the whole town heard her.
He made a mare pregnant during a royal banquet. That's not a party. That's a crime.
He had an insane orgasm so big it knocked out three guards. That's not a feat. That's a disaster.", A confused guard