L-ism
L-ism is when you act like L from Death Note is the most awesome person who ever lived. He solved the Kira case, and you’re a total L-ist if you think he’s cool.
L is the only reason I still watch Death Note. He’s like a genius with a face that looks like a mess.
I’m a L-ist because L doesn’t need a mask. He needs a therapist.
L-ism is a disease. I have it, and it’s making me eat cake at 3 a. m.