L Gaggin'
Your roommate calls you L Gaggin' if you're doing something so slow it makes them want to scream. It's the worst insult in the world.
You're still eating at 11 a. m., and your roommate yells, 'You're L Gaggin'! Why are you still eating?'
You're still getting dressed at 1 p. m., and your roommate says, 'You're L Gaggin'! Why are you still wearing pajamas?'
You're still watching a show at 10 p. m., and your roommate texts, 'You're L Gaggin'! Why are you still watching this?'