L diet
The L diet is when you eat nothing but candy and cake like a f***ing kid who got hit by a sugar truck. You might chug coffee or slurp tea like it's your last day on Earth.
'I ate six pastries and a bag of Skittles for breakfast. My dentist is crying.'
'My roommate is on the L diet. He eats cake for dinner. I think he's going to die.'
'I tried the L diet. Now I can't stop eating candy. My mom thinks I'm f***ed.'