L Bruiser - Someone who wakes up with a face that looks like it went thr

Someone who wakes up with a face that looks like it went through a blender.

My brother showed up lookin like a meatball. L Bruiser in the house.

I got hit so hard my eye looked like it was gonna pop out. L Bruiser is real.

Woke up with a face like a bruised apple. L Bruiser here.