L Bozo Day
L Bozo Day is the worst day of the month when you can be a total idiot and nobody will stop you. It's like getting a free pass to be a mess.
I'm gonna eat my lunch out of a trash can today. L Bozo Day is here, and I'm here for it.
My teacher said I could skip class today. I'm just gonna lie down in the hallway and scream.
I dressed up as a chicken and walked into the cafeteria. It was L Bozo Day, and I was ready.