L-boy - A person who lives to collect Ls and would rather die than l

A person who lives to collect Ls and would rather die than let one slip through his fingers.

"I built my house in the shape of an L because I like Ls.", L-boy who’s never had a real job.

"I have 27 Ls in my house, and I’m not even full yet.", L-boy who still thinks he’s cool.

"If I die, I want my Ls to be my tombstone.", L-boy who still thinks he’s alive.