L Basket
They think they’re the most important person on Earth and will do anything, like shitting on your joy, to prove it. They’re so sad they probably cry in the shower.
My L Basket tried to ruin my movie night by whispering the ending. I threw a pillow at him.
My L Basket DM’d me: 'I’m better than you.' I replied: 'You’re not even close.'
At the concert, my L Basket cried because the music was too loud. It was a rock band.