L (aka ali)
A human who lives in the eighties and can’t do anything unless it’s taking a nap. It’s 95% lazy and 5% awesome. When it’s not napping, it makes cool stuff and talks to people. You’ll find it sprawled on a couch, a bed, or a desk, or just lying on the floor.
L: 'I did nothing today. Also, I painted a cat. It’s on the floor.'
L texts: 'I’m alive. I think.'
L posts: 'I made a song. It’s just me snoring.'