L after L - When you're getting L'd so fast it feels like your failures

When you're getting L'd so fast it feels like your failures have a personal grudge against you.

First I lost my phone, then my wallet, and now my self-respect. What’s next? My soul?

I got rejected by my crush, then my best friend, and now my cat. I’m the ultimate loser.

I lost my job, my pants, and my confidence. I’m living in a landfill.