k'tya
A K'tya is like a human calculator who also won’t let you die in a fire. They’re the reason you’re still alive and still sane.
My K'tya saved my life. I tried to burn the house down. He stopped me.
She’s the K'tya of our squad. We’re all dumb. She’s the only one who isn’t.
That K'tya just got me out of a fight. I was stupid. He was smart.