K.O.S. Insurance Company
K. O. S. Insurance Company is the cheapest form of help you can get. It's when you're stuck, and someone else's problem becomes your problem. It’s like when your friend’s dog poops on your lawn and now you’re the one who has to clean it up.
I was stuck in the snow, and my neighbor showed up with a shovel and a curse.
My brother lost his keys, and my dad had to break into the house to help him out.
My friend’s car died, and my mom drove her to work with a side of sarcasm.