K.O.Q.
Knitting On nyQuil is when old ladies get zonked on the Q and start knitting. It makes their brain go crazy and their knitting look like a cat did a dance on it.
My grandma knit a sweater that looked like a hairball and said it was for the Pope.
My uncle’s mom knit a scarf that looked like a spiderweb and now thinks she’s a witch.
My great-grandma knit on nyQuil and now thinks she’s in a reality show with Martha Stewart.